Alexander Cockburn
NationofChange / Op-Ed
Published: Saturday 14 April 2012
“Farewell to those overcooked paragraphs of fine restaurant writing that became the hottest reading in The New York Times.”

Farewell Gastro-Porn: Is the Foodie Frenzy Finally Fizzling Out?

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As two high-profile U.S. restaurants close and food critics take a step back, is this the end an era?

This has been a bad year for grand restaurants in the three- to four-star range, and the clang of their closing doors raises the question — is the whole gastro frenzy that stirred into life in the mid-1970s finally lurching towards closure? Goodbye Iron Chefs, sayonara, and "molecular gastronomy" in the style of Ferran Adria. Farewell to those overcooked paragraphs of fine restaurant writing that became the hottest reading in The New York Times.

On March 7, the high society eatery La Cote Basque (actually used as a chapter heading in Truman Capote's "Answered Prayers") closed its doors. This last Wednesday, The New York Times mourned at length the Chicago restaurant Charlie Trotter's, slated for extinction in August. According to the Times, Trotter's "had a huge and lasting impact on Chicago's culinary landscape, if not the nation's."

OK, a couple of big-time restaurants bite the dust in the Great Recession. So??For several years, one of The New York Times' most avidly read writers was Sam Sifton. Sifton approached his job con amore, not from him any cavils about price. His prose had the confident lilt of a man writing for Wall Streeters for whom a couple of thousand dollars dropped on a dinner for four was absolutely no problem and indeed, almost an emblem of parsimony.

In early October last year, he published an emotional eulogy to Per Se, "the best restaurant in New York City."

"Per Se's signature starter course is Oysters and Pearls," wrote Sifton. "It combines a sabayon of pearl tapioca with Island Creek oysters (small, marble-shaped, from Duxbury, south of Boston, fantastic) and a fat clump of sturgeon caviar from Northern California. These arrive in a bowl of the finest porcelain from Limoges. Paired with a glass of golden semillon from Elderton, they make a fine argument for the metaphor of transubstantiation."

After this rather laconic reference to the Eucharist, an editorial note disclosed that this was Sifton's last review. I've no idea whether Sifton's liver couldn't take the pace any more ("I have eaten in restaurants five or more nights a week for the last two years") or whether the Times simply felt things were getting a little out of hand, and the paper was becoming a stand-in for Gourmet magazine. Either way, it seemed we'd got to the end of an era.

When I first came to New York in 1972, the high-end gastro-porn industry was barely in motion. If you wanted to have a fancy French meal, you went to Lutece, which closed down in 2004. Domestic kitchens were wreathed in smoke from burned offerings to Julia Child. Fiery Hunan cooking was all the rage; followed by a pallid style of cooking known as cuisine minceur, where tasteful dollops of steamed chard held sway.

Then, in 1975, Craig Claiborne reported on the front page of The New York Times that he and Pierre Franey had blown $4,000 on a 31-course, nine-wine dinner at Chez Denis in Paris, a feast offered by American Express at a charity auction.

In those post-Vietnam days, columnists kept whole stables of moral high horses pawing the ground in their stalls.

Espying the $4,000 binge, Harriet Van Horne stabbed furiously at her typewriter: "This calculated evening of high-class piggery offends an average American's sense of decency. It seems wrong, morally, esthetically and in every other way." Above the column I remember an editor ran the head "Edunt et Vomant" (they eat and they vomit).

People were shocked, but Claiborne had put down a marker. Thirty years later, you didn't need to eat your way through 31 courses to run up a tab of $4,000. The wine alone could cost that. These days, several restaurants offer food clad in gold. New York's Serendipity, for example, advertises, "the Golden Opulence Sundae, a chocolate sundae covered in 23-karat gold leaf, suffused with gold dragets, and served with an 18-karat gold spoon that diners can keep." The price? $1,000. (Don't eat the spoon. Actually, some sites say that any gold of less than 24 karats will contain other, possibly harmful, metals in it.)

Mannerism began to creep onto the food pages. In 2010, bugs were suddenly all the rage. "A five-course Mexican feast at the Brooklyn Kitchen in Williamsburg last Saturday night (was) engineered to introduce New Yorkers to the succulent wonders of edible insects," The New York Times reported. "The first couple of courses (offered) yucca frites dotted with mealworms, a smoked corn custard sprinkled with crispy moth larvae ... at some point during dinner a bowl of squirming wax moth larvae was passed around."?

Good restaurants are still cooking terrific food. Overall, the standard, domestic as well as professional, of American cuisine has never been higher. It's just that one doesn't pick up that crackle of excitement, that rush to get a table at that new place down the block. Also, there have been unpleasing stories of the darker side of the profession, with the owners or managers of restaurants stealing the tip income of their miserably underpaid waiters. Whenever possible, pay the tip in cash. Some boycotts have been organized in New York and Washington D.C. against known offenders.

Lists of America's best restaurants have a somewhat haphazard look. One site, The Daily Meal, lists Le Bernardin in New York as its top pick. Le Bernardin is indeed a very fine restaurant but scarcely evidence of exciting novelty. My brother Andrew and I went there in the early 1980s, pockets stuffed with expense money from House and Garden with which to track down America's best of that era. We had plates of salt cod followed by oxtail stew — just about the simplest, cheapest ingredients money could buy. Both were unbeatable with faddism, kept at bay by Italian cooking at its simple best.

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Alexander Cockburn is co-editor with Jeffrey St. Clair of the muckraking newsletter CounterPunch. He is also co-author of the new book "Dime's Worth of Difference: Beyond the Lesser of Two Evils," available through www.counterpunch.com. To find out more about Alexander Cockburn and read features by other columnists and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate Web page at www.creators.com.

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7 comments on "Farewell Gastro-Porn: Is the Foodie Frenzy Finally Fizzling Out?"

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January 24, 2013 5:59am

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we often use resturant food because it is less time consumable and ready to eat but we fdo not think about the dangers and diseases of the food so in order to take right kind of food one can made the difference home food is better then this it contain all the nuitrisions amoung it.

Vlasta Molak

April 15, 2012 10:04am

How about learning to cook nutritious food and buy food at local farmer's markets, rather then depending on some cook to do it for you?! Why spend so much money on food? One eats to live and NOT live to EAT, as some of those gastro-porn writers had made believe.One can make great healthy meals tasting great without spending a fortune on this food.

M Munn

April 14, 2012 6:09pm

Well I have to say I approved the improved cooking found everywhere and it will stay without stars

aparna06

April 14, 2012 5:18pm

Amen!

Gnus2Me

April 14, 2012 4:26pm

Alex
Set aside your microwaved bowl of Dinty Moore stew and Wonder Bread slathered in I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Just because a couple of tired-out restaurants shut their doors doesn't mean that
the proletariat are finally overthrowing the bourgeoisie.
In a city of more than 4,000 places to eat, restaurants come and go - often within months of each other.
New York eating offers everything from the corner Sabrett cart to Jean Georges at Central Park and the Times manages to review a lot of them at all levels.
Restaurant reviews offer more than paeans to the rich who are always ready drop a working man's monthly salary at the latest temple of gastronomy.
To cooks aspiring to become great chefs they are the tom-toms across the jungle carrying news of the latest ideas and techniques. They offer a quick look into a world of ideas and innovations are bringing better food to everyone.
This an era when supermarket shopping carts are filled with boxes of frozen French toast and plasterboard pizza or an ammonia basted pink slime can be added to meat and still be considered 100% real beef.
But a well done restaurant review can inspire someone to skip the freezer section and try their hand at some spinach stirred with a clove of garlic, which can elevate it from what was hated as a kid to a easily prepared delicacy.
Fewer people today know how to cook anything that isn't bagged or boxed and pumped full of empty calories and sugar. But if a restaurant review shows that healthy, tasty food can be simply made in the same time it takes to microwave a burrito, then that is enough justification. It can be a short walk from spinach to sabayon once you've been given the impetus.
And that's as good of a reason as anything to have restaurant reviews.
They don't always have to be about a culinary equivalent of Per Se, but the motivation to put down the package and pick a spoon can spark a new revolution of home cooking and that's a good thing.

aparna06

April 14, 2012 5:18pm

Amen!

howard glickstein

April 14, 2012 11:52am

La Cote Basque closed in 2004---not this year. Sam Sifton probably was let go because his over stylized writing was less a review of the restaurant he was discussing than a dispaly of his literary knowledge.