The GOP’s Pitch-Perfect Platform
Here’s some unexpected news.
It comes from what purports to be an official document of the National Republican Party. And — wow — the policy positions it contains show that party leaders really are serious about coming to their senses and rejecting the far-right wackiness that has stained their recent electoral campaigns.
Right at the top, this 18-page manifesto proclaims that, “Our government was created by the people for all the people, and it must serve no less a purpose.”
All the people? Forget last year’s ridiculous pontifications by Mitt Romney and others dividing America into virtuous “creators” and worthless “moochers” — this document abounds with commitments to the common good.
“America does not prosper,” it proudly proclaims on page three, “unless all Americans prosper.” Shazam — that’s downright democratic!
And how’s this for a complete turnaround? “Labor is the United States. The men and women, who with their minds, their hearts and hands, create the wealth that is shared in this country — they are America.” Holy Koch brothers, share the wealth?
Yes, and how about this: “The protection of the right of workers to organize into unions and to bargain collectively is [our party's] firm and permanent policy.”
Eat your heart out, Scott Walker, and you other labor-bashing GOP governors.
The document also supports the Postal Service, the United Nations, equal rights for women, the expansion of our national parks, “vigorous enforcement of anti-trust laws,” and raising the minimum wage. There’s some kind of new enlightenment afoot in the Grand Old Party. Hallelujah!
Can all this be true? Well, it’s real, but not new.
This document is the Republican Party Platform…of 1956.
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6 comments on "The GOP’s Pitch-Perfect Platform"
May 05, 2013 10:45pm
I'm not really good at understanding politicians and I've never been so nosy about politics. But one thing is for sure, an honest politician won't do anything bad for the country. He/She will be the one to do the justice the country wants it to have.
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March 08, 2013 11:05pm
SOme say the libeals are a bigger danger, obfuscating the true nature of the fascism that has come to rule, trust history, revolutions clean the slate,
mass movements, the young , the students, the disenfranchised, being the 99%
big mistakes have been made in the past, reprisals need to be minimized, easy on the ideological rhetoric, academic and artistic freedom guaranteed, and a
job, free education, WWlll with China , Russia, and Iran, worst case scenario,
but it would stomp the fascists into a greasy oil spot, and the revolution would automatically follow in the US, plp.org, many others are professionals who are ready, many think not in our boomer lifetime, or boomlets even, but the bummer for the non boomers could be immense without this revolution, so who can say the two million man march in August, with goals to occupy the capitol will fail? If there is a massacre, it would be the spark to start the prairie fire, but it will give the fat cats and power mongers pause whatever happens
March 08, 2013 12:06pm
Unfortunately, today's GOP members are not smart enough to realize that the 1956 party platform is well-suited to today's society. However, today's GOP members are too wrapped up in their own scramble for the almighty dollar for themselves to realize it is good for today's society.
When that was drafted, I was a Republican. And proud of it. No more! I changed to Dem. during Clinton's first term - thanks in part to the Ken Starr witch hunt of the Clintons. The GOP has only gone downhill since then.
March 07, 2013 5:05pm
More smoke and mirrors to appear concerned, or maybe they finally have a clue.
March 07, 2013 1:46pm
pmsl. hilarious. perhaps it's time for a new republican party which re-adopts these policies, and leave the kochs behind ...
@bozoadult: I concur wholeheartedly.
March 07, 2013 10:50am
I wish they would adopt the 1956 party platform. They would be far to the left of today's Democratic Party.