What typical machinations! Degrading a pristine treasure into puke green eyesore – obscuring Epstein and more important, ever-swelling D.C. swamps
What wacko, certifiable fool
Implodes over a reflecting pool?
Can this stinky, amateur-hour breach
At last bestir the House to impeach?
Nah, though Swampgate again exposes
How smelly MAGA flops offend noses.
Can ogres survive murdering ducks,
Ridiculed by robust algae flux?
What buffoon mortified by plants
Defeats real-world miscreants?
The most laughable consequence –
An open rout at “pool” dominance.
The farce – as nothing needed fixing,
Deserves more rounds of eighty-sixing.
No sane builder mangles routine tests –
Crises erupt, fueling media slugfests.
High drama – “Trump metaphor” in spades?
First, impugn non-problems with charades:
Slam Reflecting Pool as deficient,
Redeemed alone by Donald omniscient.
Discard experts for crony grifters,
Who overcharge like low-class drifters;
When outcomes go from bad to worse,
Dump more millions from hush-hush purse.
Then worsen upwelling calamity
With transparent chicancery;
Buckets of poisons the next go-round,
As outed Trumpism runs aground.
Disgrace compounds, turns pool to dumpster,
Debasement stalks the dumb-struck Trumpster.
No matter the mayhem, great or small,
Dredge up “vandals did it” protocol.
Thus ne’er-do-wells feed puke green sludge,
Then repeat, insanely, one more kludge.
Outsmarted by tiny, tougher green guys,
So goes the doomed MAGA franchise.
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