Behold the method to MAGA madness –
And messages from disruptive badness;
Déjà vu as upstart insolence
Seeks out government impotence.
First did Reagan and vicious Gingrich
See federalism as bewitched;
Then Tea Partiers filled the tabloids
Before revving up Trump on steroids.
Awash with crude, cheap-shot ridicule,
He pulled off his primary misrule;
Faux ire, insults fueled his sleazy war,
His fitness con cloaked by cult uproar.
Deceitful torrents made adults wretch,
But that outdated “College” he did stretch;
Getting away with this double-cross,
The king of chaos made top crime boss.
The presidency was next to ruin
Bottomless norms for Trump to do in;
Made stupid by pandemic doomsday –
He struck out, dissing science as passé.
Next, re-election baffled this misfit,
Now the world’s reigning hypocrite;
But disgrace loomed, bitter life epilogue:
Time to raise stakes, go full demagogue.
No way out caused the D.C. barrage,
Pernicious election sabotage;
So amateur militants took command,
Betrayal caught in its own quicksand.
The coup defined Trump pollution,
Defiance of the Constitution;
Yet nihilism makes its own reward,
To trigger mayhem & lift the overlord.
And now the House demolition —
To weaponize an inquisition.
The only solution: conviction and jail,
Or bedlam for crazies beyond the pale.