Hamlet (ironically), “There is nothing good or bad but thinking makes it so.”
Behold the Liar’s crowning scam,
That dwarfs his gushing flim and flam;
What folly contorts fraud to truth –
And exiles reason as uncouth?
Exposed in full the MAGA dumb show –
Unreal Trump “thinking” makes it so.
How else does this chronic sleazeball
Evoke a dim Neanderthal?
Says Trump, “because I never lie,
All secrets I declassified.
How can there be hocus pocus
When all I did was mental focus?
“No patriot takes papers hence
That impact national defense.
Everyone knows I can acquit
Even by thinking about it.
That’s why this POTUS any time
Avoids committing any crime,
Obscuring all evil intent
Potential charges I circumvent.
To bulk up real ‘alternate facts’
I just think – and they become acts.
Who dares demand hard evidence –
When spite awards me precedence?
Believe me, what I took was mine,
My perfect brain knows well this line.
Nasty foes who doubt my reason
Commit chargeable high treason.
When reset in the presidency,
Saluted as ‘your excellency,’
I shall defang my enemies
And bring them down to painful knees.
Do you not hear Divine Injunctions –
To restore my entitled functions?
In a flash we’ll get great again,
Just anoint me King Charlemagne.
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