MAGA mayhem—breakneck ways to cut off noses and spite everyone’s faces
How better to assess right-wing cults
Than measure the real, Main street results?
Witless tariffs, bloated prices, lost jobs,
Juiced by dark motifs from Thomas Hobbes.
MAGA IS “nasty, brutish, and short”—
Hoard guns, strip rights, hire thugs to deport;
Are chumps that dumb? Due process shields all,
With profiling a cliff-edge pratfall.
Corrosive actions reap what they sow,
Ugly vengeance the lowest of the low.
And Vance’s sneering, jungle law drums
Don’t “give a shit” to heinous outcomes.
Who but impeachable presidents
Bare their teeth to feast on violence?
Slandering the trans “radical left”
Unveils malice and reason bereft.
What fool accuses innocents sans facts?
A cornered clown in mental collapse.
To use Kirk’s death to propagandize
Exposes pure evil, undisguised.
Reckless propaganda is harebrained
Before the culprit is even arraigned;
Here’s bloodlust vendetta on display,
Indisputable, profane cosplay.
What leftist cheers murderous assaults?
Yet the Great Buffoon spews vile defaults.
If impeachment spanned evil intent,
Why not trashing justice with contempt?
Idiotic enablers then connive,
Mimicking White House shuck and jive.
Less is not more when takeaways
Leave all nooks and crannies ablaze.
Can no systemic penicillin
Arrest this perfidious villain?
While foul sedition drives MAGA gangs,
Fierce backlashes come with boomerangs.
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