How many historians won’t guffaw
At folly from Lauren Boebert’s maw?
Beyond our being a “Christian nation,”
“Church” should dictate state operation?
Now faking a Constitutional source,
White MAGA Christians show no remorse.
“No line separates state from churches” –
Into a deep rathole Boebert lurches.
Made-up “separations” she deems “junk,”
Tho settled by the First Amend. as bunk.
Poor baby’s “tired” of “woke” revulsion
Against this lawless, made-up notion.
Behind this laughable sophism
Sits hard white Christian nationalism;
Because “’merica is Christian born,”
Now “real” Yanks can outsiders scorn.
Look, no ambiguity exists,
Yet willful blindness still persists;
Foul propaganda, beneath contempt,
Founders pushed the opposite intent.
Alarmed at sectarian divisions,
They split off faith-driven schisms.
Yet with unmitigated chutzpah –
The right fouls history and the law.
By forcing faith alone on the state,
Provocateurs only agitate;
What scholar does so genuflect
Assigning start-up to one biased sect?
But when did factual truth matter
To yahoos seizing forms to shatter?
Inspect history – and all the facts,
Then admit error – and shut your traps!