Conspiring House wackos bottom-fish with stunt Trumpism

Now stymied crazies belch out gas,
With malicious threats loaded with sass;
Can’t abide Democrats in power?
Throw endless tantrums and glower.

When Biden gains make wackos weep,  
Blind outrage disrupts their sleep;
Deranged bluster lacking moral sense
Concocts bizarre, made-up offense.

Because Trump was impeached twice,
Lackeys taint Biden equal in vice;
Because all “elites” dishonor laws, 
Must not all foes have fatal flaws?

Says MTG, we must “someone” impeach – 
Who cares if there’s zero legal breach?
Unlimited is the rightwing babble,
The cheapest shots sucker more rabble.

Go for it, hunt victims to remove,
Only find core offenses you can prove;
Don’t impeach after just losing a vote – 
Though so much losing must get your goat.

Endless laughter at the great House flop – 
Nothing ties Joe to Hunter’s laptop.
While massive truckloads convict Trump,
What scandals make Joe a chump? 

How long will voters endure such crap,
Stunt politics is a vicious trap;
Forget about minimal governance 
These losers foist a hypnotic trance.  

The “Freedom” Caucus’ operetta – 
A vile, take-no-hostages vendetta;
Worse than a do-nothing Congress  
Are co-conspirators as accomplice.