The harder the task, the higher the skill
To find duh king’s “perfect” poison pill,
To pulverize what no tyrant stands,
With gilded, fascistic arm bands.
First up, ambush the legal state,
Sabotage our election mandate;
Corrupt lost races as rigged fraud,
Then decimate fair voting rights law.
Abuse governance as the enemy,
The defining MAGA legacy—
Cripple the state with crude DOGE clubs,
Swell toxic tariffs into global floods.
At last irate hordes defy outrages,
Charging inflation shreds capped wages;
Fascism shoots itself in the head
When circus folly withholds the bread.
Resistance rejects the outlaw coup,
Aghast how predations scream “screw you;”
How much treachery can victims take,
How many smacks, how much heartbreak?
Banish health care, sell out lower costs,
Squander cash for treats, drugs, hard frosts;
As explosive prices erase tax relief,
Must one be rich to afford ground beef?
To pull off kingship is no mean feat,
Beyond just hoodwink and browbeat;
The more that reprobates get exposed—
Come the midterm, the right-wing gets hosed.
Endless losses total less than zero,
As notorious as fabled Nero;
Did ever a more blundering gang,
Commit gaffes that rightly boomerang?
Sure, why not bulldoze Lady Liberty—
Will oligarchs fund that thuggery?
Does she not symbolize immigrants—
Or one more “alien” sans documents?
Six months before the midterm crash,
Still engulfed by surging loudmouth trash;
Bizarre to think things could get worse,
“Perfect” payback when justly self-cursed.
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